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Free Food Joke for Kid |
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this is our clean childrens joke collection with a Food Joke Theme,
" Food Joke for Young Kid"
~ our food jokes a child friendly and we hope there is something here
that will tickle you to have a good laugh
~ it is amazing how many different things different kids find funny, some
laugh heartily at animal jokes whilst others enjoy science jokes that
make your brain hurt with roaring laughter - here we present our favourite
free food jokes for children
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Kids Food Joke Collection |
If
you would like to print this selection of kids jokes,food jokes suitable
for the younger audiences then click here
for printable version of this kid joke collection with a food theme |
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Why
did the little grape try not to snore?
It did not want to wake the rest of the bunch.
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Why
dont polar bears eat Penguins?
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
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How
do you make an apple puff?
Chase it around the garden.
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Why
did the Tomato go out with Prune?
Because he could not find a date.
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How
do make a Swiss Roll?
Push him down an Alp.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorilla !
Gorilla who ?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please !
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Why
did the Apple Turn Over?
Because it saw the bread roll.
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| Food
Joke for Kid created by Lila |
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Doctor Doctor
I think I am a grape
Stop whining
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What is the worlds most expensive biscuit?
A Fortune Cookie
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| Food
Joke for Child created by Dad |
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What skin does not peel in the sun?
Banana peel.
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Jokes Kid Friendly Jokes created by Auntie Frenella |
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What
peel does not ring?
An Orange Peel.
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What did Captain Hook want for his pudding?
Peter Pancake.
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Funny Kid Joke Collection |
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