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Free Kid Animal Joke |
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Maya loves jokes and her favourite are kids knock knock jokes, i love
it when she ends over backwards laughing herself silly
~ this is our clean childrens joke collection with a Animal Joke
Theme, " Animal Joke for Young Kid"
~ our animal jokes a child friendly and we hope there is something here
that will tickle you to have a good laugh
~ it is amazing how many different things different kids find funny, some
laugh heartily at animal jokes whilst others enjoy science jokes that
make your brain hurt with roaring laughter - here we present our favourite
free jokes about animals for children
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Kids Animal Joke Collection |
If
you would like to print this selection of kids jokes, animal jokes suitable
for the younger audiences then click here
for printable version of this kid joke collection with an animal theme |
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What
did the Mummy Bee say to the Baby Bee?
Behive yourself.
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly cant bird.
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What are jurassic animals called when they are asleep?
Dino-snores.
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What is an alligators favourite game?
Snap.
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Why don't polar bears eat Penguins?
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
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Why did the cat eat the cheese?
So he could sit in front of a mouse hole with
baited breath.
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Why do cows wear bells around their neck?
Because their horns dont work.
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Doctor Doctor
I think I am a goat
How long have you thought this
Ever since I was a kid
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What do you call a blind Dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saw-us
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How does the farmer count his cows?
With a Cow- culator
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Animal Joke created by Dad |
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Where did the male bird take the female bird on their first date?
For a Squalk.
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What do you call a blind Dinosaur?
No-sight-a-saurus
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Animal Joke for kids created by Auntie Frenella |
What horse can't you ride?
A Seahorse
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Funny Animal Joke Kid Joke Collection |
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