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Free Kid Knock Knock Joke for Kid |
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Maya loves jokes and her favourite are kids knock knock jokes, i love
it when she bends over backwards laughing herself silly
~ this is our clean childrens joke collection with a Science Joke
Theme, " Jokes for Young Kid"
~ our jokes knock knock are child friendly jokes and we hope there is
something here that will tickle you to have a good laugh
~ it is amazing how many different things different kids find funny, some
laugh heartily at animal jokes whilst others enjoy science jokes that
make your brain hurt with roaring laughter - here we present our favourite
free knock knock jokes for children
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Maths Joke
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Father:
How did you manage to get minus 1 in your math test?
Claire:
I spelled my name wrong too.
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Teacher:
If you had one pound and you ask your mother for another how much
money would you have?
Jim:
One Pound
Teacher:
You dont know much about arithmetic.
Suzie:
You dont know much about my mother
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Amanda
I can't solve this problem.
Teacher:
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
Amanda:
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
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math joke
Jake:
Dad,can you help me with my homework please, I need to find the lowest
common denominator in this problem ?
Dad:
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it
when I was a boy!
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Dad:
How were the math exam questions?
Son:
Easy
Dad:
Then why look so unhappy?
Son:
The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
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What tables don't you have to learn?
Dinner tables!
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Kid Math Joke created by Dad |
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Teacher:
Did your father help you with this homework assignment?
Fred:
No I got it all wrong by myself!
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Kid math Joke for Kid created by Lila |
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