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Maya loves jokes and her favourite are kids knock knock jokes, i love
it when she bends over backwards laughing herself silly
~ this is our clean childrens joke collection with a School Joke
Theme, " school appropriate Joke for Young Kid"
~ our jokes about school are child friendly jokes and we hope there is
something here that will tickle you to have a good laugh
~ it is amazing how many different things different kids find funny, some
laugh heartily at animal jokes whilst others enjoy science jokes that
make your brain hurt with roaring laughter - here we present our favourite
funny teacher joke collection,free jokes about school for children
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Kids School Joke Collection |
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Why
did the one-eyed monster cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil.
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Mum:
What did you learn in school today?
Daughter:
How to write
Mum:
What did you write?
Daughter:
I dont know, they have not told us how to read yet?
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Teacher:
Max, didn't you hear me call you?
Max:
Yes , but you told me not to answer back
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Teacher:
I hope I did not see you copying from Lucy's work?
Maya:
I hope you didn't too
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Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
She wanted the lesson to be very clear!
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Father:
How did you manage to get minus 1 in your math test?
Claire:
I spelled my name wrong too.
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Teacher:
If you had one pound and you ask your mother for another how much
money would you have?
Suzie:
One Pound
Teacher:
You dont know much about arithmetic.
Suzie:
You dont know much about my mother
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Father:
I hear you skipped school to play soccer today
Son:
No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
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Teacher
This essay about your pet dog is word for word like your brothers
Timmy:
Yes, Sir, it is the same dog.
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Teacher:
Claire, what was the first thing the Elizabeth the Second did on coming
to the throne?
Claire:
She sat down.
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Mother:
Get up. James, you're going to be later for school.
James:
But I don't want to go to school. All the teachers are horrible and the
kids are horrible too. It's very boring I want to stay at home.
Mother:
But James, you can't stay at home, you're the headmaster
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Teacher:
How do spell galleon?
Fred:
Well if you don't know how would I know.
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Kid
School Joke created by Auntie Frenella
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Why are fish so clever?
Because they are always in school.
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